Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
I just told my boyfriend I think I might be pregnant using Emoji icons....
which icon did you use to tell him he's not the father?
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
Do me a favor. Next time I think it's a good idea to take pulls from the handle, yell "FALCON PUNCH" and uppercut me in the taint. My future liver thanks you.
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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