Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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