She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
but why does your life always sound like the plot of a porn?
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
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