if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
it's great music for shaving your balls
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
I think your dad took our porno
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
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