i kinda do this "flirt with girls and pretend to be a hot white guy named chris" thing
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
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