As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
All I want is to send a text that says "i slept with someone while wearing nothing but purple argyle socks this weekend." But the only person i would send that to is you. But you already know. Because they were your socks.
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
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