I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
She took all the bottles out of the shower caddy and replaced them with booze. I just made a shower Manhatten. Imma marry this one.
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
I'm drunk. And I'm alone. Eating chicken fingers in my underwear. I'd say life is grand.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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