Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
The intern claims someone glued plastic eyeballs to his penis last night. He going to show everyone in the conference room at 3pm. There is a $5 cover charge.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
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