YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
At the funeral we'll say nice things, like "She was delightfully extreme, psychotically wonderful, and could probably drink all you fuckers under the table."
That's literally the perfect eulogy
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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