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Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
My contribution to the dinner party was a bottle of vodka and a bag of uncooked potatoes. I felt like a Russian serf.
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
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