I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
Jamie's fucking a senior citizen and I'm eating chips and salsa in the shower at 2am, so whatever you're doing it can't be worse.
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
Randomize
