Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
Chasing shots with sriracha-covered mini toast was, in retrospect, not the best idea.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
Tornado booty call.. dedication
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
Where is the baby squirrel I found last night?! I've looked all morning I can't find Morris anywhere did someone take him?? ðŸ˜ðŸ˜
Honey, I kept trying to tell you it was just a pine cone.
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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