just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
I know her cup size but not her name....
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