love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
I'm about to initiate a game of drunk UNO.
Drunk UNO has officially been banned from now until forever.
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
Got a snapchat from Megan last night showing you sobbing about a burrito on the floor with Dan in the background trying not to laugh his ass off
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
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