We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
someone owes me an orgasm
I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
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