That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
The perfect man would keep a whisky sour in my hand and give me endless sex. I really don't think that's too much to ask for.
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
Tomorrow is my bachelor party. If I die tomorrow, please know I graded you a "check" as a sister. "Check-minus" when you got mouthy.
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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