Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
Just saw a cop give four blondes gas for their car on their way to Vegas. They seriously ran out of gas and called 911 about it. Its like a porno plot.
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
He texts me "just to say hi" and then tells me how hard he is and sends me a dick pic. And I'm like, dude, I'm ordering a burrito right now
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
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