Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
I'm like a magical alcohol dispenser. I pulled this kahlua out of my vagina.
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
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