I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
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