i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
just tried to scoop ice cream with a steak knife. now in the emergency room with a the cab diver and the drag queen he picked up on the way. its gonna be a loooong day.
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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