she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
Its about making memories worth repressing
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
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