isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
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