My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
So. She dumped me today.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have referred to going down on her as "Dumpster-Diving".
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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