Get your hand out of your ass!
how did you know my hand was in my ass? Guess where my other hand is..?
In your belly button
We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
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