How'd it feel making her break her religion?
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.
Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
There's a hole in our hallway wall. Don't hate me. I'll fix it. It's only about the size of a beach ball. I promise to never scale walls in our apartment ever again. Don't hate me. I love you.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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