Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
It's like Facebook knows when I'm about to masturbate and tells me to reconnect with exes.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
Randomize