My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
i just made my gag reflex go away.
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
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