Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
its 10 pm and i am cleaning vomit off the ceiling. i am nowhere near drunk enough for this to be funny.
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
I chugged vodka from a 15 ft snorkel. What the fuck did you do with your life today?
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
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