nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
he was CRYING into my vagina
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
His middle name is Julius so I named his penis Caesar and told him he has to say "Hail Caesar!" whenever he comes. He didn't seem to like the idea, though.
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