five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
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This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
Is it bad i hate my job so much I'm actively trying to get fired tonight by drinking all the booze we have so I don't have to show up for my double tomorrow. Four mango vodkas later I have decided I'm a better server drunk.
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
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