I can't believe you let me try to pierce your nipple with a dart last night
if you don't open the door right now liz is going to get pregnant
meet me or not, i'm out of control
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
Houston, we have a squirter
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
Randomize