Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
it was like having sex with a tree stump
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
You stole my crutches last night at the bar, the DJ had to ask for them to be returned
Just learned a valuable lesson today. Don't open snap chats from 3 am the next morning while sitting next to a small child. They totally saw your dick.
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
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