So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
I used a jello pudding cup as a shot chaser last night. I'm the Bill Cosby of alcoholics
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
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