Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
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