Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
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