You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
Welp, dad and I drunkenly sang Christmas carols until the police told us to stop. I vote Xmas eve a success
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
Randomize