Masturbating after my cheeseburger. It's unavoidable.
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
We were having an argument with his friends mom about whether it was worse that he bootycalled me at 4 a.m. or that I bootycalled him at 12 in the afternoon
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
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