member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
i cant text you anymore tonight, God gave me two hands for two cups
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
Randomize
