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At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
I found dried jizz from last night on my leg while feeding an infant a bottle. I am not fit to care for children
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
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