I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
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