Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
Dude. That's like masturbating until the point that you're going to climax, then stopping, waiting for a few seconds and then starting all over. While that does lead to an altogether more powerful orgasm, it's still annoying as hell until you get there.
I was not expecting that analogy.
No one ever expects that analogy.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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