god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
hahaha! you have a girlfriend
tell that to the new girl at work who i screwed on the washing machine today...
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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