Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
Just got arrested in my crocs and rolled up pants with a mr rogers sweater for literally fucking nothing can u come get me?
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
Do you think it's a bad sign of the outcome of the pregnancy test I'm about to take that I was eating a fudgsicle on the way into the drugstore? Would it make worse to tell you I also bought a big ass bag of Cornnuts?
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