Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
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