Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
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