I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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