Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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