I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
I can't put those talents on a resume
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
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