question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
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