i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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