What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
To do list: put blue gatorade in a windex spray bottle. spray it into my mouth in public so people think i'm drinking windex.
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
I still don’t believe you, the dog DID NOT tear down the shower curtain and shit on the floor.. we found you in the fetal position in the bathroom holding your tequila gun. It was you!
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
I kept yelling "BY ORDER OF THE PEAKY FUCKING BLINDERS" in a terrible brummie accent at everyone I saw wearing a flatcap.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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