I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Why the fuck was there a shirtless Mexican in my apartment this morning?
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
I woke up with a hangover and a man bun. Reached over to drink water and accidentally chugged raspberry vodka. So there's that.
I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
To the woman who just heard me unscrew my flask in the Denny's women's bathroom at 10am: discretion isn't required but greatly appreciated.
Did you at least share?
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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