As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
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