So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
literally the only thing you kept saying was "i wish i had a beer keg vending machine that accepted hugs as payment" and everytime you said it you rubbed the urn her grandmother's remains were in
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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