I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
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