p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
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