how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
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