margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
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